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Thursday, December 25th, 2003

Subject:sandy claws!
Time:9:17 pm.
Mood: high.
sandy claws stuffed my stocking!

here's the loot:
1 soft squishy blue velvet bed
1 tub catnip
1 fun laser with 6 shape attachments
1 can albacore tuna
2 twist ties


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Wednesday, February 26th, 2003

Time:4:02 pm.
purpleglitter has taken a THOUSAND piccies of me with zarthon's cool digital camera. soon they will grace the pages of my photo gallery!!

aren't i precious?

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Wednesday, February 19th, 2003

Time:6:42 pm.
i just noticed that while i have a lofty 22 friends, my dear friend mazzycat (who has had an lj faaar longer than i), has only 19.

i shall reign forever as QUEEN
& mazzy my dear PRINCESS....
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Tuesday, February 18th, 2003

Subject:saw these in a cat community
Time:1:35 am.
My New Years Resolutions

I will not eat large numbers of assorted bugs, then come home and puke them up so the humans can see that I'm getting plenty of roughage.

I will not lean way over to drink out of the tub, fall in, and then pelt right for the box of clumping cat litter. (It took FOREVER to get the stuff out of my fur.)

I will not use the bathtub to store live mice for late-night snacks.

I will not drag dirty socks up from the basement in the middle of the night, deposit them on the bed and yell at the top of my lungs so that my human can admire my "kill."

I will not perch on my human's chest in the middle of the night and stare into her eyes until she wakes up.

We will not play Herd of Thundering Wildebeests Stampeding Across the Plains of the Serengeti over any humans' bed while they're trying to sleep.

Screaming at the can of food will not make it open itself.

I cannot leap through closed windows to catch birds outside. If I forget this and bonk my head on the window and fall behind the couch in my attempt, I will not get up and do the same thing again.

I will not assume the patio door is open when I race outside to chase leaves.

I will not back up off the front porch and fall into the bushes just as my human is explaining to her girlfriend how graceful I am.

I will not complain that my bottom is wet and that I am thirsty after sitting in my water bowl.

I will not intrude on my human's candle-lit bubble bath and singe my bottom.

I will not stick my paw into any container to see if there is something in it. If I do, I will not hiss and scratch when my human has to shave me to get the rubber cement out of my fur.

If I bite the cactus, it will bite back.

It is not a good idea to try to lap up the powdered creamer before it dissolves in boiling coffee.

I will not play "dead cat on the stairs" while people are trying to bring in groceries or laundry, or else one of these days, it will really come true.

When the humans play darts, I will not leap into the air and attempt to catch them.

I will not swat my human's head repeatedly when she's on the family room floor trying to do sit ups.

When my human is typing at the computer, her forearms are *not* a hammock.

Computer and TV screens do not exist to backlight my lovely tail.

I will not speed dial the overseas numbers.

If I must give a present to my human's overnight guests, my toy mouse is much more socially acceptable than a big live cockroach, even if it isn't as tasty.

I will not soak my catnip toy in the water bowl to make tea. I will not get high and sit there drinking my tea and kneading the floor afterwards. And I will not try to make tea with used socks, dirty underwear or hair scrunches when my humans take the catnip toy away from me.

A warm pizza is not a good place for a nap.
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Monday, December 30th, 2002

Time:3:56 pm.
Mood: pleased.
someone left yummy banana walnut bread out on the desk last night! all i had to do was knock it onto the floor to break open the package & let the feasting begin! it was FANTASTIC! except for the yucky walnuts which i spat out onto the floor. purpleglitter will thank me for that i'm sure, as those are her favorite part! i am so thoughtful & considerate, always looking out for my human! ah, my tummy is so full. i think i will nap some then jump up & down on the bed by purpleglitter's head & act like i am starving to death & have never been fed... sounds like a plan. first, NAP!

- madeleine out
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Saturday, December 28th, 2002

Time:7:40 pm.
Mood: chipper.
neitherday came over to visit me! i like it when she comes to visit me & stuff but i wish she wouldn't sleep on my side of the bed! especially since purpleglitter put down the featherbed! i am floating in heaven!! g'night!
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Tuesday, December 24th, 2002

Subject:bah humbug!
Time:8:30 pm.
not gettin in that case. not goin anywheres! FUH GET ABBOT IT!
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Subject:it burns! it burns!
Time:2:24 am.
Mood: annoyed.
eye-eesh! purpleglitter stayin up all hours of the night chonking away on the puter... i gotta hold my damn paws over my eyes just to keep the infernal light out!
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Time:1:06 am.
Mood: excited.
tomorrow i'm going over to the house_of_clocks with purpleglitter & hang out with mazzycat, neitherday, pillowkisser. i am very excited to sit in the windowseat & watch the parkinglot action at walgreens & run up & down the stairs. i am not, however, looking forward to riding in that awful plastic case in the *shudder* CAR. bleech. i might just have to have a hairball.
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